New Twitter Clone - Titter

With all the problems twitter is having lately, there is a definite opening for a twitter clone to move into this space and take up the slack.

I introduce to you titter, the twitter clone.

As you can see, titter provides exactly the same kind of service you have come to expect from the twitter, right down to having the same business model.

So why should you use titter instead of twitter?

The primary advantage the titter service has, is enhancements to the user interface. It is evident that no money has been spared on the development of the platform, with greater attention given the the interaction between the user and the titter service.

A slightly abstract image has been included to help relieve the monotony of staring at silhouettes of naked women for hours at a time.

Looks Good, But What Is The Business Model?

There is no secret behind the titter business model, it is your basic flip and forget. The primary goal is to rapidly gain a massive user base, which should be relatively easy to achieve with the enhancements over the original twitter. The titter launch-to-sale process will occur in the following stages.

1. Release to the public.
2. Make announcement about enhancements over the original twitter service.
3. Attract A-list fan base.
4. Gain following via viral growth.
5. Take VC funding to enable scaling the product to meet increased growth.
6. Get continually mentioned until people are sick of hearing about it.
7. Engage in acquisition talks with Microsoft.
8. Sell out for 100 times development costs, somewhere in the vicinity of $10.
9. Sit back and enjoy retirement.

So I ask you, wouldn’t you rather titter instead of twitter and wouldn’t you rather have teets instead of tweets?

Shred The Slopes On A Fuse Snowskate

I saw this on Gizmodo Australian Eidtion and just had to post it here.

All I can say is what took them so long to come out with one of these?

The Fuse Snowskate works similar to a normal skateboard; it uses four small skis instead of wheels and there are no bindings to restrict the type of tricks you can do.

Features:

• Comes complete fully assembled, including board, trucks and 4×4 kit.
• All boards have Fuse grip providing traction for winter conditions.
• Silver brand trucks, Plan B US made board.
• Fully adjustable internal spring system.
• Fast and durable high speed bases (Isospeed).
• Metal rail for ultimate control on ice

Now you can do all the shredding you want, without taking any bark off when you fall.

You can also buy them in Australia from FunkyBarry.

Check out the video below to see some Fuse action.